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[ oh no, his deep dark secret, it's out! ] Oh yeah, pretty much! His contact info should be in your phone already, and his house isn't really all that hard to find. I just haven't had a need to really talk to him about anything. [ which is to say he has no complaints that can be dealt with ] Oh yeah? We should cook together in that case right? Romantic private dinners after the kids are good and fed. It would be perfect~

[He wouldn't get along so well with the rest of the them if he didn't have at least some kind of animal... thing going on.]

You haven't wanted to ask him anything? Not about why those people got sent away or whatever?

[Given how much that seemed to trouble Kisumi, Sousuke's not sure he believe that.]

There's nothing romantic about fried rice. I'll cook for them, you cook for us.

Nah, from what I noticed in his last Q&A he's not really the type of guy to give you those answers.

[ but oh wait, there's a moment of shock to be had, something to play along with ]

Oh fine, I see how it is, I'll make us the private romantic dinners. But I still want to taste what you have to offer~

[Sousuke takes that and files it, that Kisumi's wondered about asking as well as that the landlord's not likely to answer. He'd rather focus on something less frustrating, anyway, so food's a good change of direction.]

All right, I'll keep some for us to have too, but it's nothing fancy. You might even be able to teach me a thing or two.

[That definitely comes with a smirk and a glance from the corner of his eye. Kisumi's positive outlook and complete lack of giving a shit has always been contagious.]

Nothing like love blooming in the kitchen. [ it's good that sousuke just takes this treatment, because lbr, how many others are able to take this? ]

And just so you know, I'm totally jumping the wall to visit you because it's just faster that way.

They say it's the heart of the home, or something like that.

[That gets a roll of his eyes, though.]

At least get a ladder. I'm not going to be responsible for you breaking your neck.

The door'll stay open, though.

I'm hurt Sousuke, to think that I would be so clumsy as to hurt myself from jumping a wall... if anything I'd probably just roll into the pool or something.

Then all you'd have to worry about is drying me off.

Or finding you drowned.

Maybe I wouldn't dry you off. Let you run around wet and think about what you did. But you'd be standing the whole time, you're not sitting down wet.

[Like he's some kind of errant pet. For shame. Sousuke's tone is almost too serious to be taken seriously, though.]

That'd be the second time you leave me wet and alone, I guess I'd have no other choice than to roll my wet self around in your bed.

I didn't say I'd leave you alone this time, especially not if you're going to try to roll around on the bed.

[Sousuke's brand of shamelessness is different than Kisumi's but probably almost as unshakable.]

Oh well, in that case I guess it'd be better if I just gave you a show.

[ this seemed like the most logical response in this convo ]

You were angling for this all along, weren't you? Big show off.

[And he's crossing his arms and shaking his head. So disappointed in you, Kisumi.]

If you think you're getting anything for it, you're nuts.

What can I say? It's hard for me not to show off. Don't worry though, this will be a private session. Even if you think I won't get anything for it~

Well yeah, I know how to lock a door. There're kids to think about, I'd like them to respect me for a couple weeks at least.

What is it you think you're going to get?

Satisfaction, of course~

But yeah, we should definitely keep this behind locked doors so that you can keep your cool around the kids.

[Yeah, that's a low chuckle.]

Satisfaction, huh?

I don't think either of them think I'm cool but they at least respect me sort of. That'd all be out the window.

But it's not a no.

What? Get out of here, you're totally cool. It's the first thing anyone says then they see you, they're like, "Hey, look, this guy is so cool."

[ is he embarrassing yet? ]

In either case, I'm noting that you're not resisting.

[Yeah, that actually does feel kind of embarrassing. Come on, Kisumi, you've known him since skinned knee days. Sousuke sighs but also looks away. TCH.]

Resisting having you rolling around on my bed? The more I resist the more determined you'll be to do it, so my best bet's either to lock you out or accept my fate.

[And he's not big on fighting fate these days.]

You know me so well~

[ there was the sigh as he rests his head on sousuke's chest ]

This is why I've always liked you the most~ [ such dramatics before pulling away with a smile ]

I'll quit embarrassing you now, but only this one time.

Years of experience.

[He doesn't resist any of that either but the offer to stop just gets a deadpan look.]

The one time you're willing to stop is when there's no one here to see? You should keep going now and save that for when it matters.

But it's so much more fun when we have an audience.

[ that playful tease before giving something of a coy look ]

But if you really want me to keep going... I mean, I'm not going to complain~

You're an even worse show off than I remember.

[Sousuke sees the way that look changes but he's not taking the bait.]

Rain check. You could let me have a few more nights to sleep there before I have to think about you rolling around, you know. I haven't even been here that long.

Well, I've had time to cultivate it.

[ said so proudly ]

Oh fine then, your bed is safe. For now, but for how long?

[ the continued teasing before finishing off his drink ]

But for now, I should check on my dear sweet housemates--They're really cute, you should see 'em!

I'll be marking it off on my calendar. The days until you corrupt my mattress.

[There's really no not-embarrassing way to say that. Finally, though, he pushes off the counter.]

Sure. We can do dinner or something. Maybe I'll mess your bed up first.

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